Does He Even Notice....?

Let me start this off by saying that I just recently got married this summer, june in fact! So yes I am still a newlywed and yes my husband already thinks I'm crazy, uhh ohhh! Let's rewind two years ago when I first met my now husband, it was september of 2011 and me and a friend were driving around downtown lost as all hell looking for the damn hilton hotel (No we aren't those kind of girls, geez!) to meet a friend who had come into town. On our lost journey to find this hotel I heard a voice yell OH MY GOD! (Riding in the passenger seat) I turn my head to the left and I notice what appeared to be a downtown bum running after my friends car, my friend looked in her rear view mirror and yelled He's Coming! and to my surprise there he was next to my window scaring the shit out of me and asking for my phone number!! Well I gave the bum my number and then pondered why the hell I did it when my phone rang... on the other end I hear a man saying "I apologize but I forgot to get your name" when I told him my name was "ashely" he went silent.... no sound at all.. so I asked "well... do you have a name?" and he replied "Josh".. next thing I know we were driving in the underground parking of the hilton hotel and I lost service and my phone ended our short but now meaningful call. Now that you know how me and my husband met let me explain to you why he ran after me that day or why any man approaches a lady, he thinks she's hot! Out of all the dates me and him have been on and everytime he would come pick me up I would get endless amounts of compliments but do men really know what it takes for a woman to actually get ready? Ask me on wednesday if I would like to go out on saturday Perfect! in my mind that gives me 3 days to prepare.. and when I say prepare ladies you know what I mean. Shit! what am I gonna wear, how tall is he again? maybe I can wear heels, no.. play it safe and wear cute sandals, darn that dress only looks good with heels, maybe these jeans... ughhhh I shouldn't of ate that donut this morning, okay got it.. leggings, no he'll just stare at my ass all night. Crap Crap Crap! Well if I wear jeans I won't need to shave my legs... but what if things get frisky... ohh don't think like that you whore, woahhh okay i'll invite some friends over and they can help me decide. Being so stressed out planning your date in advance you now have that beautiful pimple that appeared the morning of your outing! Pimple on your face? welp, i'll have to wear the leggings then  :) Dinner's at 5, you shower at noon, decide to shave your legs.. maybe even your armpits got some attention, get out and lotion up with the best shit ever, now your body feels like you were born to boast naked everywhere but due to that time of the month we best put some clothes on! Thinkin... ohhh I will round brush my hair today so it will look big and volumptious, well after 30 minutes of fighting with the round brush and ending up with a knotted mess you decide to take a different approach and just straighten the damn mess you just created. So about an hour into your hair its finally done and lookin sexy as hell.. walk to the closet and get those smokin hott leggings with your favorite boots paired with a comfy sweater.. look in the mirror and decide what kind of face your going to put on tonight... maybe a smokey eye will do? Sure... nothing says seductive like two black buldging eyeballs staring right at you all night. Last but not least... how about some red lipstick, bottom lip perfect, top lip shit, it's a little crooked but he won't notice... ok, 5:15 hell yes, he's runnin a bit late and that gives you a chance to practice how to answer the door with the sexiest vibe you could possibly give off! Practice your butt swayin walk, after all you didn't put those leggings on for nothing! Knock Knock.. it's finally time, give that last minute mirror check.. gorgeous as hell, answer the door nice and slow and give him that ready look as he says "let's go we are running late" ahhhh typical man...
I got way to into that... and went a little off subject but my point here is we take pride in ourselves and it takes alot for us to get ready... so if you don't compliment a woman on the way she looks, don't you even expect a kiss from those lips that she spent 20 minutes trying to get perfect just for you!!! Anyways... my husband never had a problem with me getting ready before, he absolutely loved it, that I would get all glammed up even if it was a 20 minute trip to McDonald's, I didn't care, I wanted to look presentable. But now... all Hell breaks  loose as soon as I close that bathroom door!! ASHELY!! how long are you going to be in there? I have to poop... do you know we have to be there in 1 hour... don't spray to much perfume before I go in there... blah blah blah. Not to mention the nagging I get when I buy make up... now I do have a problem, I tend to buy shit I don't need... but I don't care because that's what makes me feel pretty!!! Guys go to bed, wake up and look exactly the same... girls go to bed and wake up like they had a fight with the devil and we all know who won... so men should thank god that we have shit to cover up our face! Sooo.... maybe we are both a bit crazy :) All I have to say is let me be me and I won't take my anger out on your Playstation, love you baby!! haha