Monday, October 5, 2015
Mid Life Crisis... at 25??
So my world has come to a hault... the moment in my life that I wanted to block out. We all knew it was coming but refused to mention, mainly because I would judo chop anyone who even lipped the word 25. Is 25 a word and a number?? If I spell it "twenty five" then its a word... hmmm, welcome to the english language. Anywho, welcome to ADHD haha. This may not be a big deal to most but to me I feel like I have hit a wall, like all of a sudden I need to be a different person. I have 10 days until I turn the big 25, yes I said BIG! So devastating, how you can't stop time, how fast it really goes. I often wake up in the middle of the night in a panic wondering what I am doing with my life and if maybe I was sent here to do something more greater. Since pizza has already been discovered, I am basically useless. I have great ideas, but I never know where to go from there. I've always wanted to create a longer hair curling iron. Like, us girls with longer hair can't fit every strand around the barrel and then the top part is curly and the ends are wavy! Anybody else struggle with this?? Also, I don't know why our phones are not scratch and sniff compatible yet. Sometimes when your ordering food online it may look good, but how could you really know? Introducing the smell before you sell app, allows you to upload the smell to your phone so your consumers can enjoy the amazingness coming from the other side! So again I go off topic... But point of the matter is I'm turning 25 and I just thought by now I would of at least been to the moon, or meet somebody famous... the only cool thing I've done recently is fore played with abraham lincoln in a quick day dream. Ahhh the memories... now when my kids ask what I did when I was in my 20's I can successfully screen shot my bank statements and show them I'm a domino's VIP member and a wine connoisseur. But hey maybe thats a good thing.. maybe my babies will grow up to be professionally bull riders, have their faces blown up on every billboard because they sell real estate or maybe they will buy a pizza franchise and we can all retire with happiness. I was blessed with a beautiful little girl, I have an awesome husband and a dog who doesn't care how old and worthless I am, she acts like she loves me anyways. So I guess I made out good. So instead of raising up my glass to toast this milestone, I'll probably be face down in my bed, exhausted, not from sex but just because life is hard...
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